I need a car

But, oh yeah, first I need another job. More on that some other time. Right now I have to go dry out.

Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic: This tropical depression is neither tropical nor necessarily depressing.

Share Your Thoughts

Does a gray-walled, windowless office give off the vibe thta it is perpetually gloomy outside, or is it just wishful thinking on my part?

Silly burglar! Carpets are for floors

An australian burglar was arrested after police found him snoring on some carpet in a furniture store. This, combined with the fact that I'm posting again for the first time in two weeks, can only mean one thing. It's time for, say it with me now,

What Were Their Thoughts?

Sounds More Like a Bad TV Commercial Edition

• I know! I'll do like I did with my mum and just pretend to be asleep. [Yawn] Oh, I do feel a bit drows...ZZZZZZZ
• Bloody hell, I'm tired. I guess I should have broken in earlier in the night or taken a nap first.
• Well, I made record time with this burglary. I'd say I have time to catch a few winks before the cops arrive.
• I'll break in to the furniture store. If the burglary doesn't work out, I can always fall asleep and get a commercial with La-Z-Boy or something.

All right, that's all I've got, but I know you've got some good ones too. Play along. And I promise not to stay gone so long again.

Redheads? Superpowers?! DUH!

The link to this clip from Yahoo! News asks if redheads have superpowers. Hmm, let me think for a--OBVIOUSLY!

Because Hallmark doesn't make a card for "Get the hell outta my life!"

A Florida man made up a story about killing a hitchhiker in hopes that it would induce his wife to leave him.

Okay, I suppose that's reasonable. In a weird, psycho, passive-aggressive sort of way. But, don't you think you should let the cops in on the gag? At least once they get you down at the station? Then again, if you're thinking about that, you probably wouldn't make up a story about killing a hitchhiker in the first place.